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Apple Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of apple jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If Eve sacrificed the whole human race for an apple, have you
ever wondered what she would have done for a cucumber?
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#2
An apple a day will keep anyone away
if you throw it hard enough.
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#3
There was a shooting at the Apple store last night.
There were no iWitnesses.
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#4
Our laundry room flooded because an apple chunk clogged the washer hose.
Go ahead, have kids. They have pocket apples.
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#5
If Apple designed a house, what would they not install?
Windows...
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#6
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Donald Trump.
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#7
Perfect one night stand: Amish person.
No internet access. No phones. In the heat of passion they'll whisper the secret to apple butter.
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#8
How many apples grow on a tree?
ALL OF THEM!!
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#9
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Being raped by a giant scorpion..
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#10
What do you do when your Apple device gets warm?
Ask apple to open the backdoor.
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#11
Yesterday I farted in an apple store and everyone got
mad at me Not my fault that they don't have windows.
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#12
If you need your iPhone repaired in Jerusalem, you obviously go to the Genius Bar.
There, they don't serve alcohol..., ....but there's plenty of Apple Jews.
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#13
I have a pen.....
I have a apple :D
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#14
I just went to the apple orchard with my girlfriend...
My only complaint was I didn't get to be in cider.
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#15
U2 sent their new album to every Apple device through the Cloud.
I hear if you play the first song backwards you hear Bono saying "Please buy our albums again. We're desperate."
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#16
How do you know if you've fallen in love with an apple from France?
Your heart goes "pomme pomme ... pomme pomme ..."
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#17
As I walk through the valley of the shadow of death I say unto myself I SHALL NEVER...
USE APPLE MAPS AGAIN...
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#18
The package of this pie is labeled "Apple," yet these are clearly cherries.
I'm not sticking my dick in this.
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#19
Farmers.
If Farmer A sells watermelon, and Farmer B sell apples, what does Farmer C sell? Drugs.
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#20
What kind of apple isn't an apple?
A pineapple.
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