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Architect Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of architect jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why would anyone become an architect when everything
you do gets destroyed in an X-Men movie?
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#2
Hamburgler: Success!
Look at this amazing haul of these McDonald's burgers! Hamburgler's Mum: *sobbing* Your brother is an architect.
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#3
What did the programmer say to the architect chick?
Wanna come back to my homepage and check out my floor plan?
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#4
Structural Engineering Because architects
don't know what physics is.
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#5
I invited an architect to my party last night
He made the best entrance I've ever seen.
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#6
Behind every engineer in jail....
Is an Architect.
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#7
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely...
...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
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#8
Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?
He couldn't decide what font to use.
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#9
An architect is inspecting a bridge...
When an Asian man behind to cross it. The architect says: "The bridge seems to have a slope, yeah?"
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#10
Why did the architect have his house made backwards?
So he could watch the football
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#11
What did the architect say about the rack?
How does she not fall over?
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#12
Dear Architect, surely this bald spot
on my head is a glitch in the matrix?
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#13
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely
if architects in those days had just made their towns big enough for everyone.
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#14
How many architects does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one but he has to coordinate ten other professionals who are doing this quiet complicated task.
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#15
What did one architect say to the other?
"I see the floor in your plan."
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#16
What did the Vietnamese architect say to the Chinese post man?
CHING CHONG
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#17
I'm no architect, but I don't think it's possible
to build a city on rock and roll.
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#18
I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West...
...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone...
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#19
I told this girl that I was an architect.
It's true in a way, since I now have to design an intricate web of lies to back it up.
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#20
Conversation that just happened between a friend (lawyer) and I (Architect).
Friend: Everybody hates lawyers, until they need one. Me: Everybody loves architects, until they need one.
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