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#1
Relationships are harder now because conversations become texting,
arguments become phone calls, and feelings become status updates
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#2
Why do mimes always lose arguments?
They don't have a say in anything!
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#3
Every day, I win arguments from
10 years ago in the shower.
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#4
I can't believe people say people who don't believe in climate change don't care about the environment.
Just look how well they recycle their arguments!
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#5
I am so smart and good at arguments..
I am so smart and good at arguments, that in the end I end up beating myself!
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#6
Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?
Because his arguments *couldn't stand* against scrutiny.
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#7
A list of compelling arguments regarding
the existence of God.
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#8
When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?
When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.
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#9
I really hate arguments about fractions.
They're divisive.
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#10
[5-year-old and 3-year-old scream at each other] Me: Is that how your mom and I settle arguments?
5: You want me to sleep on the couch?
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#11
I've been married a long time, but I bet first dates are still the same.
Lots of awkward arguments about Reaganomics.
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#12
Why doesn't Mr.Sodium like to spend time with Mr.H20?
Because they always get in to heated arguments.
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#13
What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?
The Adhomineminal Snowman
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#14
wife: im pregnant me: what?
im not ready to be a mother we still have petty arguments wife: im the mother me: this is what I'm talking about
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#15
Now that I have an adult coloring book, most arguments
with my 3 yr old are over fridge space.
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#16
Men think of arguments as single isolated events.
Women, in my experience, think of them as installments in some sort of perpetual continuum
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#17
I always get the last word in arguments with my girlfriend.
I just say "Yes ma'am"
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#18
People that can't support their own arguments piss me off...
I don't know why.
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#19
Circular arguments are such a waste of time...
They are just pointless
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#20
In my experience, most arguments are caused by
a misunderstanding of the fact that I'm right.
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