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#1
Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?
I think his riding style is pretty dope.
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#2
Neil Armstrong v.
Michael Jackson What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong ACTUALLY walked on the moon and Michael Jackson raped children.
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#3
First Michael Jackson, and now Neil Armstrong....
The world is running out of moonwalkers
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#4
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Whitney Houston?
[Oc] The rock Neil was on made him famous, the rock she was on made her dead.
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#5
Lance Armstrong interviewed before a competition - How do you feel about the upcoming Tour de France?
- I'm gonna give 110%
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#6
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
One WALKS on the MOON, and the other fucks little children.
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#7
Nike has to stop it with this "Just do it".
First it was Tiger Woods. Then Lance Armstrong. And now Oscar Pistorius.
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#8
I honestly never believed that whole story
about Lance Armstrong walking on the moon.
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#9
What's the difference between Lance Armstrong and Hitler?
Lance could finish a race
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#10
Have you guys had the new Lance Armstrong Trail Mix?
There's only one nut in the bag.
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#11
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson fucks little boys
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#12
What is the difference between michael jackson,and neil armstrong...
neil armstrong was the first man to walk on the MOON,and michael jackson likes to fuck little boys in the ass.
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#13
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong?
Neil Armstrong WALKED on the moon. Michael Jackson fucked little boys.
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#14
I don't understand why everyone is mad at Lance Armstrong...
Like I give him props... Have you ever tried biking before on drugs? It's fucking hard.
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#15
Why are they giving Lance Armstrong a hard time about doping???...
Going to the moon is very scary shit!!!
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#16
What is the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon and Michael Jackson likes to fuck little boys...
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#17
What would you call Neil Armstrong had he burnt up in the atmosphere returning to earth instead of landing safely?
An unfortu-naut... God that was horrible....
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#18
I don't really care for the New England Patriots, but Lance Armstrong
used a deflated ball for years and no one said anything.
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#19
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson
One of them did the moonwalk, the other had sex with boys
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#20
Just updated my resume.
Hobbies section now includes: "Currently tied with Lance Armstrong in Tour de France victories."
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