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#1
What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?
A: A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans
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#2
What does the Army call it's Muslim infantry units with vehicles?
Mecca-nized infantry.
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#3
Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?
They only had 2 vans
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#4
Everyone thinks..
Everyone thinks Jesus is soooo good, feeding an army with 3 loaves of bread and a fish. Hitler's not such a bad guy, he made 6 million jews toast.
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#5
The Russian Army Q: Ho you Hld you -47 when running aay fro nuclea blast?
A: On far stretched out hands coad, so the hot , fro the gun does not dip on s oned shoes!
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#6
If the Army has chaplains, what does the Navy have?
Ship monks.
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#7
What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?
The Army.
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#8
What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?
An army of Hun-dread.
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#9
What's the motto of the Mexican army?
An Army of Juan
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#10
When I lost my rifle the army charged me $85.That's why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.
Sometimes shit happens
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#11
What do you get when you drop a Piano on an army base?
A flat major.
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#12
What is the one army in the world that could defeat the US army in a war?
The Reddit army!
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#13
"We need to talk" *stop, drops and
rolls *Army crawls out of the room
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#14
Pakistan army will never try to win the war against India, someone
told them winner has to speak English on live television.
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#15
Even if they all unite against Trump, those seven countries won't
get off the list A seven nation army couldn't hold Trump back.
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#16
I love playing "Army men" with my Girlfriend I just
lay on the ground an she blows the hell outta me
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#17
What do you call saplings in the army?
the infantry
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#18
What do you call an army of toddlers?
Infantry.
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#19
Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?
They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.
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#20
Do you know what is 100,000 French men standing with their hands up?
French Army.
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