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Arrival Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of arrival jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The White House bar and restaurant, upon Trump's arrival, will reduce their beverage
selections to just two choices: You can get a White Russian or an Orange Julius.
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#2
An angel in heaven was welcoming a new arrival.
"How did you get here?" he asked. And the new angel replied "Flu..."
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#3
Her: I can't cook because, I "believe" I can't cook.
And you want to know what makes me believe that? Me: The arrival of the paramedics?
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#4
Kate Middleton has said if she has a boy she will call him by the most popular British boy's name at the moment.
We look forward to the arrival of baby Mohammed.
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#5
To the Critics whom reviewed The Interview poorly because they are afraid of arrival the North
Korean overlords take over of U.S.A because of film, I have one word for you: Traitors
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#6
kind of weird we punch the shit out of doors
to announce our arrival at someone's home
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#7
First they came for the verbs...
First they came for the verbs, and I said nothing because verbing weirds language. Then they arrival for the nouns, and I speech nothing because I no verbs.
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#8
Asian airlines offer new deal to customers...
Pay only upon arrival!
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#9
Tower: Shamu two-two please state estimated time of arrival.
Pilot: Ok let's see... I think Tuesday would be nice...
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#10
Birth Paddy's wife was ready to give birth so he rushes her to hospital.On arrival the nurse asks
"How dilated is she?"To which paddy relies,"Oh Jaysus we"re both over the fucking moon!!..:)
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#11
I stand at airplane arrival gates with a "SAMANTHA" sign, then cry after everyone's exited until airport security brings me soup.
Free soup!
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#12
A hungry college student saw a poster reading "Humanitarians of the World meeting tonight.
Free food," and decided to attend Upon arrival, he was promptly killed, skewered, roasted, and eaten.
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#13
I just opened an Easy Bake Oven restaurant.
Please call your order in, 17 hours prior to your arrival.
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#14
And now for the best horror game of the year!
FNAF vs Slender:The Arrival! FNAF wins! (The FNAF fanbase will scream at us if we pick anything else)
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#15
Jeff is here!
"Jeff from work or Jeff the guy who announces his arrival anytime he enters a room" Jeff is here!
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#16
So I saw a black man running with a TV.
Horrified I thought it was mine. But upon arrival home I saw mine was in its right place. Polishing my shoes.
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