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Artists Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of artists jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know, I left early.
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#2
Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?
Because the cons outweighed the prose.
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#3
What's a con-artists favorite holiday?
Scamentine's Day.
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#4
Well my friend was raped by a troupe of mime artists...
They did unspeakable things to her.
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#5
At some point, male "pick-up artists" are just going
to start chasing women around like Benny Hill.
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#6
More tattoo artists really just need
to say "No, I'm not doing that."
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#7
Ever since they started calling pole dancers "artists," I've been writing
on my resume that my talents include "moving in artistic circles."
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#8
Why are organic farmers the best hip hop artists?
Because they make the best beets.
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#9
When I'm CEO of Subway, employees will no longer be called
"sandwich artists." They will be "sub humans."
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#10
Did you hear about the Muslim artists who threw paint bombs at a building?
They blue it up.
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#11
Why are artists the only guys who can sleep with comedians?
Because drawing is the only way to make a comic strip.
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#12
My late wife was abducted by a troupe of travelling Mime artists.
The police informed me, they did... Unspeakable things to her.
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#13
Why are Subway cooks called "Sandwich Artists"?
Even art majors deserve recognition
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#14
Like all great artists, Drake will reach a tipping point in his career
And follow Snoop Lion's footsteps and reincarnate himself as Dragon.
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#15
"Good artists copy.
Great artists steal." \- Me
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#16
Ive just been molested by a group of mime artists...
They did unspeakable things to me.
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#17
Just saw a horse drawn cart.
Wasn't a very good cart. Horses are terrible artists.
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#18
Why do artists die early in life?
Too many strokes.
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#19
How many martial artists does it taek to change a lightbulb?
It only taek won do change a lightbulb.
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#20
Where do country music artists become country music greats?
The obituaries
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