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#1
Why do midgets have bad breath?
Because their asses are closer to their mouths.
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#2
We all make fun of Kristen Stewart for her wide variety of facial
expressions, but she'd probably kick all our asses in poker.
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#3
An often overlooked, important skill in dealing
with bullies is learning to kick their asses
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#4
I made a list of my favorite asses...
It's a big ass list.
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#5
What characteristics do chemists look for in people when dating?
Asses and faces
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#6
I never understood what liking large asses had to do with being fallacious,
but who am I to question the genius of a knighted rapper.
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#7
I'm going to open up an opticians that also sells jewellery
and handbags It'll be called Assess your eyes.
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#8
As an ass assessor,
I assess asses.
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#9
I've finally collected enough rats asses
to give to everyone on my list.
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#10
Excuses are like asses: everyone
has them and they all stink.
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#11
What has two asses and can kill you?
An assassin
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#12
People keep telling me PHP is a dirty language...
Until I shove a string up there asses and turn it into a multidimensional array.
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#13
Why do gay men always have candles near their asses?
So the gerbils can find their way out.
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#14
Dear toilet paper makers, We've all unexpectedly run out at some point.
Please make the tube in the middle softer. Sincerely, Our asses.
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#15
What do you call a couple of asses standing next to eachother in an asparagus field?
An ass-pair, I guess?
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#16
After A Game "We kicked their
asses!" "Yeah, we rectum."
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#17
Comedy Club I sent a comedy club my resume.
They looked at it for a second, and laughed their asses off. I thought it was a good sign. I never heard back. Now I work in Corporate America.
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#18
In a new study women with large asses live longer.........the
men who tell them live distinctively shorter lives
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#19
Computers can beat us at go and chess, but we
can still kick their asses at kickboxing.
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#20
Why do Black people prefer big asses?
Because they have a bigger machine to ride ( )
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