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#1
I asked Rick Astley for a movie...
I asked him to borrow some movies. He said "sure what movies do you want?" I asked him for the movie 'Up'. He started singing. "Never gonna give you Up!"
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#2
Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
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#3
Rick Astley's movie collection...
You can ask to borrow any movie from Rick Astley except for one. He's never gonna give you Up.
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#4
Rick Astley will lend you his Pixar collection...
But he's never gonna give you Up.
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#5
You can have any movie from Rick Astley's Pixar collection, except for one He's never gonna give you Up.
^^^^^^sorrynotsorry
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#6
Rick Astley will let you borrow all the movies in his Pixar
collection except one, He is never gonna give you Up.
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#7
Rick Astley voted in the referendum.
He's never gunna give EU up
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#8
I asked Rick Astley to lend me some Pixar movies......
He said you can take Cars, you can take Toy Story but I'm never gonna give you Up.
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#9
Rick Astley will let you borrow any pixar movie in his collection except one.
He's never gonna give you Up.
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#10
Rick Astley's releasing a new song lamenting the 'Brexit' result...
It's titled: Never Gonna Give EU Up
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#11
What's the one movie that Rick Astley won't let you borrow?
He's never gonna give you Up.
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#12
Rick Astley will give you any of his pixar movies except one...
His SAG preview copy of Inside Out. It would be unethical for him to share that copy while it's still in theaters.
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#13
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection except one.
He's never gonna give you Up.
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#14
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar collection, except one...
He's never gonna give you Up.
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#15
Rick Astley Will give you any movie in his Pixar collection except his favorite.
He's Never Gonna Give You Up.
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#16
Rick Astley will let you have any movie from his Disney
collection except one He's never gonna give you Up
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#17
Rick Astley will give you almost any Pixar movie...
But he's never gonna give you Up!
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#18
Rick Astley will let you borrow some of his Disney
movies But he's never gonna give you Up
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#19
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his collection of Pixar films except one.
He's never going to give you Up.
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#20
Rick Astley will let you borrow any DVD from
his Disney Pixar collection, except one.
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