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Ate Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of ate jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
When cannibals ate a missionary,
they got a taste of religion.
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#2
Ate a salad for lunch so basically
I didn't eat lunch.
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#3
I ate peanut butter and got an allergic reaction.
I got sued.
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#4
I ate so much at Thanksgiving, I had to loosen my Fitbit.
(Credit to my future mother-in-law for this suprise zinger)
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#5
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate his soup before it was cool
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#6
[Self-Checkout] ME: also I ate a donut in the store MACHINE: Place the
item on the belt ME: I can't because I ate it MACHINE: Place the
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#7
Alien 1: What are the Humans doing?
Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.
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#8
I ate everything,
including the H.
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#9
A woman in her seventies overhearing that I was a tattoo artist asked if I wanted to see her "rat" tattoo.
I said sure. She revealed a bare hip and said "Oh, I guess my pussy must have ate it"
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#10
PATIENT: I bet medical school was pretty tough DR DOG: yeah I remember
one time I did my assignment 4 times bc I ate the first 3 copies lol
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#11
If I had a rooster and you had a donkey and your donkey ate my rooster's feet, what would I have?
Two feet of my cock in your ass.
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#12
My black cat just ate my four leaf clover.
That can't be good.......
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#13
"You're bleeding because you don't floss" Me: No, I'm bleeding because
I ate the entire bowl of deceivingly fake fruit in your waiting room.
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#14
Today's 3-year-olds can unlock the smartphone and launch favorite app or music player.
What did I do in my 3-year-old? I ate sand.
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#15
So I told my wife I ate a bunch of pineapple today ;-) But then as
I came in her mouth, I said "oh yeah, and a bunch of bacon too"
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#16
If your mule ate my prize winning bird, what would you have?
My 3 foot cock in your ass!
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#17
I wonder what made the first person that ate an oyster
look at it and think 'Im gonna eat that.'
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#18
I wonder who ate the first egg.
Like who said, "I'm a eat the white ball that chicken just shit out."
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#19
Did you hear about the starving horse?
He was so hungry, he ate himself
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#20
Fun typo: "You ate the most important
thing in my life."
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