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What Are Athletic Jokes?

Athletic Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of athletic jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What world athletic sporting event is held every four years?
The Olympigs!
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#2
I'm an A-Z expert on Olympics now thanks to Rio!
From Athletics to zika!
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#3
I always wear an athletic cup.
It's over-protection in a nut shell.
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#4
imagine treating the ask a swede hotline like a sex hotline...
"so, what are you wearing?" "sensible athletic wear, yah!" "ughhhhhhhh."
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#5
What are the most athletic rodents?
Track and field mice.
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#6
Apparently someone has been shot with a starter pistol at
the athletics track Police think it may be race related
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#7
What does NASCAR really stand for?
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
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#8
Back from my bike ride and I feel fit as a fiddle ...
the fiddle, ya know, that most athletic of instruments...
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#9
What makes eggs so athletic?
They go ovary and above.
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#10
What did the athletic trainer say to the body builder who was allergic to protein powder?
"No whey."
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#11
if you wear a bikini instead of a bra you can go out with wet hair & people
will just think you've been swimming which is athletic not lazy
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#12
When I'm feeling athletic,
I go to a sports bar
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#13
If I've ever been described as "athletic", it was probably meant
as a combination of the words "athlete" and "pathetic".
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#14
My wife told me not to say anything about her friend's lazy eye so I
made sure to give numerous compliments on her super-athletic one.
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#15
The acronym NASCAR stands for: Non-Athletic
Sport Centered Around Rednecks
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#16
A bunch of kids from the varsity Minecraft team bullying an athletic loser who brought a football to school..
Visions of future war
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#17
What does NASCAR stand for?
Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)
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#18
Hitler wasn't a very athletic man.
He never even finished a single race.
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#19
The entire history of athletic competition
boils down to "Hey y'all watch this!"
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#20
I go to the bank wearing a Ski mask because
I want everyone to know how athletic I am.
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