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What Are Automatic Jokes?

Automatic Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of automatic jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#21
Cars Why do lazy people only drive automatics?
Because they're shiftless.
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#22
Until public restrooms have automatic doors, the automatic sinks,
soap and paper towel dispenser will make no sense to me.
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#23
A Nazi walks into a BAR...
Browning automatic rifle
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#24
Did you know that there is a little lonely man inside automatic towel dispensers
that gives you a towel because he's happy you waved to him?
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#25
I invented four new karate moves while trying to
get an automatic paper towel dispenser to work.
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#26
I buy my shoes three sizes too big so if I run into
a clown posse I'll have automatic street cred.
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#27
[NSFW] What is the best engine ever made in this world?
A vagina! 1. It takes any size pistons. 2. It auto lubricates itself 3. every 28 days it performs automatic oil changes.
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#28
Whenever an automatic hand dryer doesn't turn on for
me, I like to think my diet is really working.
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#29
Was tempted to commit suicide last night...
So I bought a semi-automatic rifle and shot up a school. (p.s. for those asking, I did in fact drink their blood)
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#30
Waving my hand impatiently in front of the automatic door sensor
so everyone knows I am too important to wait for electricity.
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#31
Can we hold off on finding a cure for cancer for a minute and focus on
getting the timing right on automatic faucets in public restrooms?
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#32
Chuck Norris once rode a nine foot grizzly bear through
an automatic car wash, instead of taking a shower.
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#33
Sorry I'm late, I was waiving my hands at a paper towel
dispenser that turned out to not be automatic.
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#34
How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb?
None it is done by the automatic pilot.
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#35
Why were the absurdly dressed chickens escorted from the basketball game?
Because two flagrant fouls is an automatic ejection.
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#36
"I'm usually closed off.
But if you get close to me, you'll find that I'll really open up." -Automatic sliding doors
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#37
It makes sense to buy Automatic Cars,
because they cost an arm and a leg.
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#38
I was sitting on an automatic toilet yesterday and it flushed underneath me before I was done.
Scared the shit outta me.
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#39
There's no such thing as an automatic door.
Just gentlemen ninjas.
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#40
You know why those automatic sensor sinks save water?
Because none of them fucking work
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What are the best Automatic Jokes?
Our collection features 66 Automatic Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Automatic Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Automatic Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Automatic Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Automatic Jokes are available?
We currently have 66 Automatic Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Automatic Jokes?
Automatic Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Automatic Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and automatic jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love automatic jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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A good automatic jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Automatic Jokes safe for all ages?
Most automatic jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Automatic Jokes?
automatic jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Automatic Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
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