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Axe Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of axe jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you call a midget with an axe?
A battle dwarf
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#2
Geppetto: Whew it's a cold one.
Pinocchio: Mhmm. G: Fire's running low. P: Mhmm. G: Wonder *sharpens axe* where I could get some wood.
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#3
Fill in the blank: Friends are like_____ mine is "Friends are
like trees, if you hit them with an axe they fall over."
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#4
Q: what did one lumber jack say to another lumber jack?
A: "I need to axe you a question."
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#5
[lumberjack interview] BOSS: I'm gonna "axe" you a few questions.
Haha do you get it? ME: Yeah I "saw" that coming BOSS: Ooo welcome aboard!
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#6
How do you know Axe was invented by black people?
If it was white people who invented it, it would be called Ask.
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#7
How do you stop a clown from laughing?
Hit it in the face with an axe.
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#8
Friends are a lot like trees...
They fall down when they are hit with an axe multiple times.
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#9
I am against animal testing because there is nothing crueler
than forcing a living creature to smell like Axe Body Spray.
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#10
Whats the fastest way into a woman's heart?
A pick-axe
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#11
How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1.
Are you wearing Axe? No- Good. Yes- That's too much.
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#12
What do you call a man with a blood-covered axe with necklaces made of fingers running towards you?
Why the fuck are you still thinking what to call him? Run and get the cops!
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#13
Santa Clause for Halloween.
Axe Murderer for Christmas.
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#14
If a bundle of sticks with an axe in it is a fasces, does that make an OP with an axe to grind a fascist?
Seems that way on 4chan.
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#15
Friends are like trees...
Few swings with an axe and they fall down.
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#16
My toddler found a bottle of Axe body spray I got as a free sample,
and now she's wearing a Tapout T-shirt and calling everyone "bro."
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#17
What happens if an axe falls on your car?
You have an ax-i-dent (accident).
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#18
[Commercial for axes] [A lumberjack swinging a dead goat against a tree
in the woods] *Turns to camera* "There has to be a better way?"
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#19
Prom night for my 17 year old daughter, or as I like to call
it, 'Dad spends the evening sharpening his axe' night.
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#20
Did you hear that?
What? DID YOU HEAR THAT? NOT "WHAT?"..WHAT!? What? *axe murderer kills both*
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