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Babies Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of babies jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why do nurses smack newborn babies on the back before handing them over to their parents...
To knock the dicks off of the stupid ones
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#2
Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby?
She thought babies should be pink so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller.
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#3
If I had Unlimited resources..
I would adopt midget babies from different parts of the world, and raise them in a secluded plot of land somewhere and raise them to believe I am God. :)
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#4
How many dead babies does it take to change a lightbulb?
I don't know I keep throwing them it just doesn't change.
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#5
How do mermaids have babies?
Sea-sections
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#6
Why do babies cry when they're born?
Because it's the most painful day in their lives
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#7
Octopus - 8 arms "Yes" Octagon - 8 sides "Yes" Octuplets - 8 babies
"Yes" October - 8th month "No" I'm burning this world down
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#8
I love babies...
...but I can't finish a whole one.
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#9
whats the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?
my dick
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#10
9 Year Old: Where do babies come from?
Me: (pause) Europe.
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#11
LPT: To baby-proof your home: put your front doorknob like 4 feet off the ground so the babies can't reach it.
Then those fuckers won't get in!
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#12
Why can't pencils have babies?
Because they have rubbers on their end.
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#13
If a red bird has red babies, and a blue bird has blue babies, what bird has no babies?
A swallow
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#14
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them
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#15
Kid: Daddy, where do babies come from?
Dad: Storks deliver them Kid: but where do baby storms come from? Dad: ...Fuck.
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#16
I'm split on the topic of abortion....
On one hand I don't want to give women rights. But on the other hand I love killing babies.
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#17
Buying a new phone is basically being forced into a not so fun game
of "how long can I go without dropping it." Same thing with babies.
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#18
I like my buttcheeks like how
i like my babies Clean
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#19
I like when babies cry and you make the same noise as them, and they look at you like, "Wow.
That's annoying." and you're like, "I know."
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#20
Whats the hardest part about watching Amy Schumer swim through a pool of dead babies?
Knowing she will make a shitty vagina joke about it.
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Most Babies Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
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Babies Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and babies jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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A good babies jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Babies Jokes safe for all ages?
Most babies jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Babies Jokes?
babies jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
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