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Bacteria Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bacteria jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
One hundred bacteria walk into a bar...
of soap and get eradicated. There is only one survivor.
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#2
Hey girl, are you bacteria?
Because I know I need you but I have no idea why.
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#3
"A computer keyboard has more bacteria than a toilet seat."
I don't doubt it, given the shit my boss sends us in email.
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#4
Yo momma so nasty...
that flesh eating bacteria won't even eat her pussy.
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#5
Which country has the most number of bacteria, viruses, fungus and other micro-organisms?
GerMany
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#6
Why do bacteria congregate in public places?
It's a part of their culture.
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#7
In the 90's did the backstreet boys have a cafeteria?
I mean a bacteria.Thank you ladies and germs.
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#8
What is a bacteria's OTHER favorite dish?
The PETRI dish!
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#9
Where do bacteria go when they die?
St. Petri Dish.
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#10
That 0.1% of bacteria that no household product
can kill is what will inherit our earth
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#11
What do bacteria eat for breakfast?
prokaryoats
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#12
Yo mama's like bacteria ...she procreates every 30 minutes and causes diseases.
(Just came in my mind a few moments ago)
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#13
Where do the bacteria gangsters hang out?
On the Yeast Side.
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#14
I like that CNN is tweeting a picture of ebola bacteria.
It will be handy in case I encounter it in the wild. With my microscope vision.
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#15
What do you calls a life insurance agent ripe with flesh eating bacteria?
A lepper-con
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#16
Two bacteria walk into a bar...
The bartender says, "We don't serve bacteria here." And the bacteria says, "But we work here. We're staph."
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#17
What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another?
He experiences culture shock.
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#18
Where do bacteria like to vacation?
Germany
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#19
However lonely you feel, you're never alone.
There are literally millions of bugs, mites and bacteria living in your house. Goodnight.
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#20
Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?
To get to the other slide! Courtesy of one of my Biology students
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