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Bald Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bald jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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First boy: My dad saw a horrible witch and didn't turn a hair!
Second boy: I'm not surprised - your dad's bald!
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#2
Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?
Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.
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#3
Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?
To run their hands through their hair
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#4
Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?
Because they never part with them
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#5
I love the way you move...like
butter on a bald monkey.
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#6
I have an awful lot of shampoo and
conditioner for a single bald dude
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#7
Does anyone on here know how to "unhook" Amazon from my Twitter so that
I can order things without giving people the idea I am Really bald??
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#8
Being bald It means you went
back to your roots.
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#9
Sorry I used your baby's bald
head as a lipstick blotter.
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#10
Why did the bald man go outside ?
To get some fresh hair !
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#11
What's hardest part about eating bald pussy?
Putting the diaper back on.
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#12
What do you call a bald porcupine?
Pointless!
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#13
Why do bald men have holes in their pockets?
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
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#14
The only thing worse than finding a hair in your food is realizing
that the person who prepared it has a bald head.
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#15
Dad, Why was Mahatma Gandhi bald "Because he always spoke the truth" "Oh!
That's why woman have long hair"
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#16
Q: Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?
A: Because from a distance they looked like hares.
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#17
Bald people struggle with improv, They can't seem to
come up with anything off the top of their head.
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#18
NSFW What's the problem...
...with licking a bald pussy? Trying to put the nappy back on.
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#19
Why do the bald seem to handle life so much better than the rest?
They're always eager for more on their pate.
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#20
[bald eagles exchanging gifts] *holds out gift* You didn't get me a toupee again, did you?
-Uhh... *slowly pulls gift back*
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