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Balloons Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of balloons jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
-THAR SHE BLOWS *she stops* Does he REALLY have to be in here?
"My seeing-eye pirate? Yes" But this is so intima- "Fill the balloons, Susan"
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#2
The movie 'Up' is utter bullshit.
I tied 57,000 balloons to my house & my wife didn't die.
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#3
If asked 'Whats up?' respond 'An animated film about the journey of a boy
& an old man' then wink & fly away carried by hundreds of balloons
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#4
Balloons are stupid.
"Happy birthday! Here's a buncha sacks of breath."
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#5
I absolutely love helium filled balloons.
I can't speak highly enough about them.
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#6
What if balloons take over and start
twisting us into animal shapes?
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#7
Some people are like water balloons; they're
more fun when you throw them out the window.
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#8
Interviewer: So why did you leave your last job?
Me: Someone found out my birthday and decorated my cubicle with balloons.
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#9
I have a hard time believing an auto dealer really wants my business
if their entire lot isn't covered in the shade of helium balloons.
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#10
At my 16th birthday party, 1 guy came as a bunch of balloons, another as
an untouched table of snacks & another came as an empty church hall
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#11
Two balloons are floating across the desert One balloon says
to the other, Look out for the cactussssssssssssssssssss!
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#12
I love balloons!
I keep tying them to my arm, but I think I'm getting carried away.
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#13
[3am] *nudges wife* No way the old guy blew up all those balloons in Up in 1 night.
Honey, you awake? I mean he's like a million years old.
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#14
What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang' ?
A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons !
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#15
Balloons think they're so cool.
I tried to tell one he was leaking and he just said, "Pfft."
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#16
Jihad balloons are my favorite
They blow themselves up
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#17
In the toy shop in my area, packet balloons cost $0.10 each, but $10 when filled with air?
God damn inflation.
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#18
Did you hear the story of the Rabbi who lifted his synagogue into the air with a bunch of balloons?
He brew up.
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#19
I sell balloons for 10p each or if you want them blown up it's 15p.
I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation.
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#20
Me: Where the hell are you going with those balloons?
4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons?! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons
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