What Are Bangs Jokes?
Bangs Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bangs jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
They say that unless you remember history you are destined to repeat it.
-I say to myself every time I think about cutting bangs.
#2
Anytime a person with a journalism degree writes a story about
a celebrity getting bangs, Walter Cronkite punches an angel.
#3
*detective bangs on table* I SAID GIVE ME A NAME!
"Uh, Aaron?" Aaron... I like it! *'Aaron' leaves interrogation room, ready for a new life*
#4
Q: What happens when you eat bullets?
A: Your hair grows out in bangs.
#5
If you play Titanic backwards it's about a guy who rises from the sea,
bangs a ginger and tries to throw her over the railing of a boat.
#6
if i was a klingon the first thing
i would do is grow out my bangs
#7
Judge: how do you plead?
Me: [looks at lawyer] Lawyer: [mouths "not guilty"] Me: hot milky L: *bangs head on desk* FFS just lock him up
#8
What does a redneck do after she bangs her second cousin?
She quits counting.
#9
Why did a gun go to the barber?
Because it's bangs were getting long!
#10
Whats blue and bangs old ladies?
Me in my lucky blue coat.
#11
Me: That does it!
[bangs on upstairs neighbor's door] [Elephant on a pogo stick answers] Sup? Am I being too loud?
#12
So we're basically living the plot of "Contagion,"
but instead of dying girls keep getting bangs.
#13
"Babe there's something I've always wanted to do.." *tenderly moves her
bangs away from her eyes then scotch tapes them to her forehead*
#14
Ugh, I'm starting to regret getting bangs.
"You don't have bangs." Wait, what's that thing you get when a bat bites you? "Rabies?" That's it
#15
Trump's ego is so big...
Trump's ego is so big that when he bangs a super-model, he closes his eyes and imagines he's jerking off. -Seth Macfarlane, CC Roast of Trump
#16
[In a seahorse home] Son: Dad?
Dad: Yes? Son: Happy M- Dad: DON'T Son: Moth- Dad: STOP Son: HAPPY MOTHERS DAY *Dad bangs head on desk*
#17
this one has claws This one swims but can't fly This one is huge & runs
funny This one bangs his head against trees - god making birds
#18
What does a desperate Mexican do?
Bangs his head against the wall.
#19
(My romance novel) "You have a pretty face," he said.
"Thank you," she said, lifting up her bangs. "I've got even more face under here."
#20
Your mom's like a gong,
everybody bangs her.
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