What Are Based Jokes?
Based Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of based jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#21
Most of my friendships are based on
if we watch the same TV shows.
#22
If "Precious" is based on the novel by Sapphire, "Twilight"
is based on the catalog by Abercrombie & Fitch
#23
Capcom is developing a new game based on Donald Trump...
It's called President Evil.
#24
A woman is suing Disney claiming that Frozen is based on her life.
She sounds like a cold bitch.
#25
Watched the movie Gravity tonight.
Didn't see as much gravity as I expected. Two thumbs down based on that.
#26
Funny one liner if the purpose of technology is to make our lives
easier, then i need a "voice-based-auto-adjustable-underwear".
#27
If We Need Someone To Run Our Country Based On Building A Buisness And Money We Have The Wrong Donald.
We Need Ronald Mc'Donald.
#28
You can tell a lot about a person based on how
long it takes them to find the gun emoji.
#29
It's bad enough hearing people judge others based on their appearance...
but when ugly people do it, I feel horrible.
#30
Did you know: Wi-Fi is short for "wireless fireless." Pre-wi-fi all internet was fire based.
Firewall, firewire, "fire up the computer" etc.
#31
The opening scene of the movie "Saving Private Ryan" is loosely based
on games of dodgeball Chuck Norris played in second grade.
#32
I can point out chicks who say "vokka" and "liberry" instead of "vodka"
and "library" based on the use of emoticons in their screen name.
#33
Just made 7 decisions based
on my phone's battery life.
#34
You know you're getting old when your decision to sleep with someone
is mostly based on the quality of their mattress and pillows.
#35
I like my women like I like my coffee.
I have a deep respect for coffee and would never discriminate against coffee based on its gender.
#36
Let us not judge a man based on the color of his skin,
but by which character he picks in Super Smash Bros.
#37
Nintendo managed something astonishing in this week's Nintendo Direct announcements...
People finally gave a shit about Cloud based gaming.
#38
My views are my own, although they're heavily based on some stuff Jon
Stewart said on TV last night, and the general vibe of the internet.
#39
I've never gotten in a car accident whenever I'm drunk or high.
So, statistically, based on the data, I am a worse driver when I'm sober. Now where's my whiskey?
#40
Based on the reaction of the pharmacist who just sold me cold pills,
I need to work on my "I'm not going to make meth with these" smile.
Why People Enjoy Based Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and based jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love based jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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