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What Are Bathroom Jokes?

Bathroom Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bathroom jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
If you are American when you go into the bathroom and American when you leave, what are you when are using the bathroom?
European
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#2
Oppenheimer at the A-Bomb test saying "Now, I am become Death, the destroyer
of worlds" only me exiting the bathroom after eating Taco Bell.
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#3
I've conditioned myself to only poop at work.
Now my bathroom smells great but I can't take more than 2 days off w/o terrible constipation.
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#4
Why'd the star go to the bathroom?
Because it had to twinkle.
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#5
If I use the bathroom at someone's house and they are
out of hand soap, no more high-fives for that person.
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#6
Russian shit Parent calls up to child: Quit stalling in the bathroom!
Child calls back: I'm not Stalin, I'm Putin!
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#7
Why did the chicken go to the bathroom?
That's where all the cocks hang out.
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#8
I keep a banana in my bathroom
It's for scale.
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#9
A man's Wife says that she wants something that goes from 0-180 in under 10 seconds..
The man leaves for a moment and then returns with the scale from their bathroom.
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#10
My wife accused me of fogging up our bathroom mirror
But I really can't see myself doing that.
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#11
We must be in the bathroom...
because uraneight. I literally just made this up, might explain why its so so
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#12
i can guess how someone will die based on their clothes date: what about me?
Hawaiian themed bathroom fire
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#13
If you're american in the living room, what are you in the bathroom?
European!
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#14
If someone tweets in the bathroom
they are live streaming.
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#15
Why are women such bad drivers?
Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.
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#16
*Paranormal Factivity* [I walk into my bathroom] "OH MY GOD" ['WHALES
ARE ACTUALLY MAMMALS' is written in blood on the mirror]
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#17
I hate when people leave their shit in the bathroom I don't know what's so good about the showers.
The toilets are right next to them!
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#18
Why did the chicken run around screaming?
Because he had to use the bathroom.
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#19
Why are pirates angry after leaving the bathroom?
Because after "p" comes "irate"
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#20
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom?
Because the P is silent.
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and bathroom jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most bathroom jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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