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Bats Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bats jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
They read them up side down Why
don't bats enjoy r/jokes?
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#2
Doctor Doctor I keep dreaming of bats creepy-crawlies demons ghosts monsters vampires werewolves and yetis.
Doctor: How interesting. Do you always dream in alphabetical order?
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#3
How does a girl vampire flirt?
She bats her eyes.
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#4
Sorry for releasing thousands of shrieking bats at your wedding.
Sometimes I don't know what to do with my hands.
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#5
Commissioner Gordon: It says here that bats sleep upside down and wee over themselves.
Batman: We also poop. CG: We? B: They. I mean they
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#6
[God creating bats] GOD: I wonder what a
bird would look like if it was a demon?
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#7
Batman Pros: Intelligence, strategist, master fighter,
money, Shit shaped like bats, Alfred Cons: Robin
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#8
Bats are just rats who
had too much Red Bull.
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#9
You hang up "No, you hang up" You hang up first!
- Bats going to bed
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#10
Male bats have the highest rate of homosexuality than any other mammal.
Well, that explains Edward.
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#11
Use chemicals to remove polish and no one bats an eye Use chemicals
to remove the Polish and you're literally Hitler.
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#12
The NFL was considering issuing small bats to referees to "knock" the balls to check for proper inflation during the Super Bowl...
but then they realized that was queer.
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#13
The best part of being old for the holidays?
Nobody bats an eye when you 'randomly fall asleep' in the middle of a conversation.
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#14
Why does everyone make fun of Batmans old suit, the one with the nipples?
Bats have nipples. Hell, that's the most sensitive part of a bat.
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#15
Why don't bats sleep outside?
You ever deal with a sunburned asshole?
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#16
Dogs can lick their balls and no one bats an eye lid but when
I do it you're all like get the hell away from my dog?
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#17
Birds do it & no one bats an eye.
One time I shit on a windshield & suddenly it's arrests & psych evaluations.
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#18
WTF VAMPIRE BATS WILL VOMIT BLOOD INTO MOUTHS OF SICK BATS 2 KEEP
THEM ALIVE THATS DOPE AF & STILL A BETTER LOVESTORY THAN TWILIGHT
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#19
Lil' Wayne looks pretty good for a scarecrow that
is being eaten from the inside out by bats.
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#20
There are bats hanging of a branch upside down all except one.
Two bats comment: "What's happened to this one? - I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.
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