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Battles Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of battles jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The tourist: "Can you tell me why so many famous Civil
War battles were fought on National Park Sites?"
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#2
Wait, so when couples are in custody battles it's to KEEP the kids?
#WTF
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#3
I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester...
They're calling it Alien vs Predator.
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#4
What muscle do Egyptian soldiers generally lose control of, shortly before major battles?
The sphinxster ....
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#5
I brought my Beats headphones to work, and instead of being left alone,
I've had 7 rap battles and am in the finals against A$AP Carol.
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#6
I want to date a girl who is willing to solve any
disagreements with impromptu light-saber battles.
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#7
They say "pick your battles",
so today Oreos win.
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#8
Did you hear about the latest innovation in french tanks?
Rear view mirrors so they can see the battles going on.
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#9
Why did Germany win so many battles in WW I?
They had baron.
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#10
Did anyone else hear that France is changing the color of its flag to plain white?
Supposedly it is to make battles easier.
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#11
Why did the twitter army lose all their battles?
Because they kept retweeting.
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#12
Once there was a man who followed the Mongol hordes so that he could catch and sell the injured after battles.
He was a mangled Mongle monger
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#13
Why does the North Korean military always lose their battles?
[xpost /r/meanjokes] Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.
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#14
The moment you realise...
The new COD has space battles and Star Wars battlefront doesn't.
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#15
Whoever said "Just showing up is half the battle" (a) didn't understand
battles and (b) probably died quickly after showing up.
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#16
MIND BLOWING SCIENCE FACT: 20% of all car crashes are actually
battles between the Autobots and the Decepticons.
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