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Beast Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of beast jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?
One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.
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#2
What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?
I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
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#3
They've discovered King Kong was indeed heterosexual...
...it was booty that killed the beast.
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#4
A boy to his mother: Do you know how much suffering the poor beast had to endure for you to get this fur coat?
My boy, you mustn't talk so disrespectfully about your father.
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#5
Just saw that new Harry Potter movie, and was really disappointed...
...just looked at my ticket stub. It turns out the movie is called fantastic *beasts* and where to find them.
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#6
TIFU: By calling a passing play when I should have run the ball.
Beast mode rules!
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#7
Hideous monsters for sale!
Selling cheap! Crazy wild beasts! Won't last long! "Honey, stop trying to sell the kids."
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#8
What do werewolves put at the bottom of their e-mails?
Beast wishes.
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#9
What do you call a beast made entirely from egg whites?
A Meringue-u-tang!!! Note: I know it's spelled Orangutan. :P
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#10
At Fantastic Beasts & some nerds are in Hogwarts robes so I don't know
why they're giving me the stink eye for my Wonder Woman outfit
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#11
If you watch Beauty & the Beast backwards a grown man devolves into a monster then into a petulant little boy.
It's basically Twitter.
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#12
What's 668?
The Neighbor of the Beast.
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#13
you are what you eat..
funny, I dont rember eating a sexy beast this morning.
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#14
What has 125 teeth and prevents a savage beast from escaping?
My zipper.
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#15
4: Mommy, you're just like a Disney movie.
We should play pretend. Me: Aww! Sure! 4:You can be the Beast. Me: ... 4: Or the fat sea witch!
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#16
2016 being a beast of a year really adds up!
666 + 666 + 666 + 6 + 6 + 6 = 2016
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#17
How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest?
She was the beast of the show!
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#18
Crocodiles; these prehistoric beasts can grow up to 20 feet!
Although most just grow 4.
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#19
Drunk guy is pissing in the park An Old lady walked past him and says with anger: - What a beast!
- Don't worry Ma'am I'm holding him
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#20
I finally figured out the moral of Beauty and the Beast: Sure,Gaston had good looks.
But the Beast had shitloads of money.Good choice, Belle
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