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Bedtime Jokes

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What Are Bedtime Jokes?

Bedtime Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bedtime jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
(after bedtime) 3:DADDY COME INTO MY ROOM!
Me: go to sleep. 3:YOU HAVE TO COME IN BECAUSE I CAN'T HEAR YOU M: yes you can 3:NO I CAN'T
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#2
im an adult!
i make my own bedtimes! i'll stay up all night and function at a fraction of my capacity! like a giant grown-up lethargic baby!
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#3
Tonight the 3-year-old asked: "How did God make Himself?"
I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.
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#4
[bedtime] brain: hey remember that lost episode where the couple gets paralyzed
DO THOSE SPIDERS LIVE NEAR US me: SLEEP brain: NO, GOOGLE IT
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#5
[hears wife approaching while I read son bedtime story] the prince hugged
the dragon..[hears wife walk away] ok, basically a retweet is whe
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#6
Laziness Level: I get jealous when
it's bedtime in other countries
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#7
"The princess dies.
And then the people trying to save her die. Dragon guarding the castle? Dead" - Bedtime at George R.R. Martin's house
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#8
4pm Me: How was school today?
Kid: ... 6pm Me: Do anything fun today? Kid: ... Bedtime Me: Goodnight! Kid: Guess what happened at school?
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#9
Daughter: Daddy, can you tell me a bedtime story?
Me: Sure, once upon a time your mom & I used to get enough sleep. Then you came. The end.
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#10
Enjoyed 3 minutes and 42 seconds of extra sleep this morning
by letting my kids stay up 5 hours past their bedtime
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#11
Me: OK bedtime Mind: Hey let's think about stuff Me: No, sleep Mind:
OK here are some horrible memories you want to forget Me: FUUUUUUUCK
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#12
How do you know when it is bedtime at a pedophile's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
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#13
You know why you shouldn't eat spaghetti late at night?
Because it'll keep you up Pasta you bedtime.
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#14
Q: What time is bedtime at Neverland Ranch?
A: When the big hand touches the little hand.
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#15
When is it bedtime at the neverland ranch?
When the big hand touches the little one.
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#16
Why are Chihuahuas such good bedtime storytellers?
They have short tales!
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#17
When is bedtime at Michael Jackson's house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
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#18
My sons consider "it's bedtime" my first
offer in the negotiation process
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#19
A dad puts his kids down for bedtime
He says, "You're fat and stupid!"
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#20
What did the Mama cow say to the baby cow?
It's pasture bedtime.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Bedtime Jokes?
Our collection features 39 Bedtime Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Bedtime Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Bedtime Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Bedtime Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Bedtime Jokes are available?
We currently have 39 Bedtime Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Bedtime Jokes?
Bedtime Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Bedtime Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and bedtime jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love bedtime jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Bedtime Jokes to share?
A good bedtime jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Bedtime Jokes safe for all ages?
Most bedtime jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Bedtime Jokes?
bedtime jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Bedtime Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Bedtime Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new bedtime jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
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