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Been Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of been jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I've never literally been tortured but I have walked
behind old people when I was in a hurry.
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#2
Manager: Twenty teams in the league and you lot finish bottom?
Captain: Well it could have been worse. Manager: How? Captain: There could have been more teams in the league!
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#3
I bought a pair of sneakers from my drug dealer I don't know
what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day!
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#4
I've been holding my stomach in for 3 years
now so don't talk to me about dedication!
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#5
I've been ignoring these dirty dishes for 47 minutes and they still haven't taken the hint.
It's just awkward now...
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#6
I haven't been drinking.
I know what day it is. I didn't lose my pants. This might be my car. I know how to drive. -Lies I've told to cops.
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#7
All the toilets in New York 's police stations have been stolen .
Police have nothing to go on.
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#8
England fans must be pretty happy right now.
They've been waiting years for their team to play like Spain.
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#9
The IRA have been fighting for Irish reunification since the 70s.
. . All they needed to do was vote for the Conservatives.
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#10
More men have been enrolling in domestic violence support
groups than ever If you can't beat em, join em
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#11
My dad's never been proud of me The other day he asked how old I was, I said "twenty-one".
"When I was your age I was twenty-two" he replied.
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#12
I need to get my spine removed..
It's been holding me back my whole life
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#13
A blonde runs into a police station "Officer!
Officer! Help me, I've been graped!" The policeman is confused "graped" he asks, "well there was a bunch of them"
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#14
Does anyone know where concentrate is?
I've been drinking lovely orange juice from there for years now..
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#15
I'm reenacting the War of 1812 with 47 gummy bears so I think the Ambien has finally kicked in.
Casualties have been immense... & delicious
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#16
I just Googled 'Nicolas Cage jokes' and it showed me a list of every film he's been in.
Well played, Google.
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#17
There are only 2 things Donald Trump fears: 1) The world discovers
he's been lying about being a billionaire, and 2) a strong wind.
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#18
My drug dealer got me shoes for Christmas I dont know what
they were laced with, but I've been tripping ever since
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#19
What do Indian flowers grow?
Patels (this may or may not have been inspired by a dumb facebook post I saw)
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#20
TIL that 'gullible' has been removed from the latest edition of the Oxford English dictionary...
Seriously. I swear.
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