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Begins Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of begins jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Knock Knock...
Whos there? John. John who? *John begins to weep as he realizes his grandmothers Alzheimer's has progressed to a level where she no longer remembers his name.*
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#2
Every tweet ever tweeted begins with an implied
"None of y'all asked my opinion, but ..."
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#3
Whenever I get a message that begins with "Hey Stranger" I know I'm
about to be asked for a favor by someone I don't want to help.
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#4
What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?
Semtex.
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#5
Add a word to ruin a movie: - Batman Begins College
- The Longest Yard Sale - Charlottes Web Cam.
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#6
Batman Begins Crossdressing
#AddAWordRuinAMovie
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#7
Month End Status Month begins with lots of happiness and
ends with just a few coins & credit card bills
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#8
My wife converted to Judaism during Batman Begins.
It was a real Christian Bail.
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#9
A joke from the oldest written collection of jokes begins "A coward is asked
which are safer, warships or merchant-ships" Dry-Docked ships he answers
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#10
A chicken and an egg are laying in bed.
The chicken pulls out a cigarette and begins to smoke. The egg, upset, takes one look at the chicken, rolls over and says, "I guess we answered that question!"
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#11
Every poop begins with p Read
with the Kay jingle in mind.
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#12
*lil wayne begins typing lyrics into mocrosoft word*
*paperclip pops onto screen* Do you mean "digger"?
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#13
The Mexican Magician A Mexican magician declares that he will disappear on the count of three.
He begins to count, "uno, dos..." *POOF* The magician vanished without a tres.
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#14
What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?
Neighbor.
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#15
If life begins at conception then I can use
the carpool lane for the next few days
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#16
[Dog Court] Judge: How do you find the defendant?
Jury: We find the defendant, not a good boy. *dogs family in courtroom begins to cry*
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#17
Student begins reading poem, teacher interrupts "No this is Creative WRITHING
class" Other student squirms around on floor "Very good Todd"
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#18
Every kiss begins with 'K' I whisper quietly to myself as I
read his one letter response to my last 7 text messages.
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#19
What begins with 'R' and ends with a sentence?
Rape
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#20
What begins with P and ends with orn?
Popcorn, of course!
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Begins Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and begins jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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