What Are Behind Jokes?
Behind Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of behind jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass.
I mean,I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone.
#2
Whenever I catch someone talking about me behind
my back I tell them you discussed me
#3
Me: [crouching next to my friend] man, some of these guys take
paintball so seriously Log We Are Hiding Behind: freeze
#4
Where is the best place to hide after murdering a black man?
Behind a badge.
#5
A guy walks into a Starbucks and orders a tall blonde to go...
The girl behind him then leaves.
#6
ME: I hate owls [Owl turns his head 180] OWL: What?
ME: Oh I didn't see you there OWL: Are you talking behind my back? ME: I'm...I'm not sure
#7
Sadly, I had to quit my job as a taxi driver...
I just couldn't stand everyone talking behind my back.
#8
The wife told me she's sick of me pushing her around and talking behind her back.
I said "Well you are in a wheelchair"
#9
The Chinese New Year is almost here.
I know they're in another time zone, but 2 months behind seems a little extreme.
#10
What is logic?
A mute telling a deaf guy that a blind guy saw a paraplegic running behind a bald guy while grabbing his hair.
#11
Apparently a good way to get asked to leave the gym is to move a treadmill behind
someone on a stationary bike and pretend you're angrily chasing them.
#12
Steve : I'm going to call it the Steveharmonic orchestra.
*Phil creeps up from behind with baseball bat*
#13
I don't understand why Obama has to give his speeches behind bullet proof glass.
I mean, I know he's black and all, but I doubt he'll shoot anyone. Edit: Holy *shit*! This blew up!
#14
i hope the guy behind me in line doesn't think i'm a weird cat lady cause my cart's full of fancy feast.
i just like the way it tastes, dude
#15
I hate when a grocery clerk judges you for what you put on the checkout belt.
I found that dead cat behind YOUR store & now I want to buy it
#16
"It's funny how red, white, and blue represents freedom
until it's your rear view mirror flashing behind you."
#17
Through a telescope, I see a woman on a planet light years away.
She waves. I wave. I awkwardly realize she is waving to the guy behind me.
#18
Why do we keep putting criminals behind bars?
putting criminals behind bars seems like a bad idea once you consider all the alcohol they're now next to
#19
judas: yo jesus: sup judas [hiding crocs behind back]: would u like if
someone bought you crocs jesus: id rather be betrayed lmao judas: wow
#20
Kanye smashing his bathroom mirror to free
the other Kanye trapped behind the glass.
Why People Enjoy Behind Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and behind jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love behind jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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