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Bern Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bern jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
People who feel the Bern but don't like the sensation have been voting instead for Hillary....
... or as they like to call her, Preparation H
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#2
After the Swiss Idol, a Bern resident
was found dead in his home.
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#3
Did you hear the outcome of Bernie Sanders recent doctor's visit?
He tested positive for Chlamydia after /r/Jokes entire user base felt the bern in their throats.
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#4
Bernie Sanders was going to do a parody of Trump's slogan for his campaign
but "Make America Bern Again" didn't go over well with marketing.
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#5
What happened to Donald Trump when he visited Switzerland?
He Felt the Bern
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#6
Why doesn't Hillary Clinton work out?
She doesn't want to Feel the Bern.
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#7
What happened to Donald Trump when he travelled to Switzerland?
He Felt the Bern
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#8
Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?
She was feelin' the Bern!
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#9
I told my Dad I was voting for Bernie Sanders...
He responded, "So you want to see America be destroyed?" I said, "No, I want to watch it Bern."
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#10
Bernie Sanders The real reason Bernie Sanders went to the hospital because he looked at his poll numbers Berning up.
Doctors have said that he must have felt the BERN.
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#11
Trump has a tower?
Well Bernie has his towers too. The Twin Towers... They felt the Bern.
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#12
What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?
A son Bern
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#13
I was surprised that Lil Jon endorsed a presidential candidate...
BERN DOWN FOR WHAT?!?
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#14
I want to feel the bern But that sounds
too politically incorrect.
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#15
Feel The Bern?
Oh, I'm feeling it right about now.
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#16
Bernie Sanders fans say "Feel the Bern."
Gary Johnson fans say Feel the Johnson.
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#17
What happens when you get too much sun exposure in Switzerland?
You get a sun *Bern.*
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#18
Hillary Clinton is in the hospital...
She is being treated for third degree Berns.
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#19
Former presidential candidate Senator Sanders falls ill.
What do you call him? A sick Bern.
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#20
Had sex with a socialist girl a little while back.
Think I'm gonna need to see a doctor. whenever I pee, I start to feel the Bern.
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