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Bicycle Jokes

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What Are Bicycle Jokes?

Bicycle Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bicycle jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

Every joke on this page is free to read and easy to share. Click the copy button on any joke to copy it instantly to your clipboard. Paste it into a message, post, or conversation and spread the laughter.

#1
I took some roadkill I hit home to barbeque for dinner, On a related note...
anyone have any use for a child's bicycle and backback?
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#2
*opens "Job Interview Handbook" *reads "dress for the job you want" *goes
to computer *opens browser *Googles "ladies' bicycle seat costume"
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#3
How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?
Because you never forget!
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#4
bicycle cop: im taking you to jail me [sarcastic voice]: should i ride
on your pegs or walk next to you [segway cop just dying laughing]
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#5
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up on it's own?
Because it was two tired.
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#6
Why do bicycles fall over?
They are two-tired.
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#7
Why can't bicycles stand up on their own?
Because they're two tired!
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#8
If you ever come across a bear in the wild, throw a tiny bicycle at him.
Then, just let his circus instincts take care of the rest.
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#9
Money cant buy happiness .
. . but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle.
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#10
Why do bicycles always fall down if unsupported?
Because they're two-tired.
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#11
Did you hear about the new Kanye track?
Its the one about the lesbians riding three wheeled bicycles on a naturally occuring water dam? Its just dykes on trikes on dikes.
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#12
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two tired.
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#13
Did you hear about the Texas hipster whose bicycle was broken?
He was fixin' to get his fixie fixed.
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#14
What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire
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#15
What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire
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#16
What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?
A tire.
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#17
A man is found dead surrounded by 53 bicycles.
How did he die? He had an ace up his sleeve.
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#18
Who would win in a fight?
A bicycle wheel or an old book? Well, it's hard to say. One's pumped and the other's ripped.
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#19
what's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?
attire.
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#20
Q: If you see a lawyer on a bicycle why don't you swerve to hit him?
A: It might be your bicycle.
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❓ Frequently Asked Questions

What are the best Bicycle Jokes?
Our collection features 214 Bicycle Jokes. Browse the list above and find the ones that make you laugh the most.
Are Bicycle Jokes suitable for everyone?
Most Bicycle Jokes on our site are appropriate for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse safely.
Can I copy and share Bicycle Jokes?
Yes! Every joke has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it anywhere you like.
How many Bicycle Jokes are available?
We currently have 214 Bicycle Jokes in our collection. We add new ones regularly, so check back often.
Why do people enjoy Bicycle Jokes?
Bicycle Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

Why People Enjoy Bicycle Jokes

Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and bicycle jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

Another reason people love bicycle jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.

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What is a good Bicycle Jokes to share?
A good bicycle jokes depends on your audience and the moment. Browse our collection above and pick one that fits your style and situation.
Are Bicycle Jokes safe for all ages?
Most bicycle jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
When is the best time to tell Bicycle Jokes?
bicycle jokes work well in almost any social setting. Use them to break the ice at a party, lighten the mood at work, or add fun to a casual conversation.
How do I copy and share Bicycle Jokes?
Every joke on this page has a Copy button. Click it once and the full joke is copied to your clipboard. You can then paste it into messages, emails, or social media posts instantly.
Are new Bicycle Jokes added regularly?
Yes, we refresh our collection with new bicycle jokes on a regular basis. Bookmark this page and come back often to discover fresh laughs.
Can I find Bicycle Jokes for a specific occasion?
Absolutely. Our collection covers many themes and occasions. Browse the related topics section on this page to find jokes tailored to birthdays, holidays, work events, and more.

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