What Are Biologists Jokes?
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#1
Two biologists have twins.
They named one Jessica, and named the other Control.
#2
Did you here about the dead whale that washed up onshore?
Apparently it had HIV..........................................Biologists think it may have been rear-ended by a ferry.
#3
Apart from designers, what profession is the best at making clothes?
Biologists, they work with genes all the time.
#4
[studying beached whale] its a new species bill think of a name ok um *surfer
walks by* yo killer whale dude *biologists look at each other*
#5
A couple of biologists had twins.
One they called John and the other control.
#6
Why do marine biologists have such a high job satisfaction rate?
Because they find their work gives their lives a great deal of porpoise.
#7
Q: what's a biologists definition of a
graph A: an animal with a long neck
#8
[biologists find beached whale] its a new species what can we call it?
[surfer walks by] yo killer whale bro [biologists look at each other]
#9
Do molecular biologists
wear designer genes?
#10
Marine biologists were baffled by why Jaws would always swim away after chomping off swimmers' legs.
Turns out he's lack toes intolerant.
#11
what did the biologists call their basketball team?
The Hemoglobin-Trotters!
#12
Two biologists are discussing a new book on amphibians...
Biologist 1: What did you think of the chapter on frogs? Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.
#13
How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
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