What Are Blacks Jokes?
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#1
What's the difference between blacks and cancer cells?
Cancer cells can get Jobs.
#2
Blacks the best colour to wear to a funeral isn't it?
Just thinking which rollerblades to wear.
#3
I tried to get my Liberal Girlfriend to play Chess But she got really mad when I
told her that Whites went before Blacks and the Queen has to die for the King.
#4
What's the favorite song of
blacks I shot the sheriff
#5
Why do they call it Black Friday?
Because it's the only day blacks can afford to go shopping
#6
I'm not Racist I love blacks, I
think everyone should have one.
#7
Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
#8
Why wasnt there any blacks in the flintstones?
Because they were still monkeys.
#9
We white people don't shoot eachother I'm the streets like you blacks....
We do it in the schools because we have class! I'm sorry!!
#10
I took a biology exam the other day.
The test asked me to list two things that are commonly found in cells. Apparently blacks and mexicans was not the right answer.
#11
Thor gets drunk, blacks out and wakes up next to a man.
Confused, he looks at the man and says, "I AM THOR." And they guy says, "You think you're thore, my ath is killing me."
#12
Why did so many blacks die in Vietnam?
Every time somebody yelled, "GET DOWN!" they'd get up and dance.
#13
Why did Obama serve two terms?
Because blacks always get a longer sentence
#14
It's true that blacks can be racist too!
But just like everything else in life, whites are always better at it.
#15
Why do conservatives want everyone to own a gun?
They have to justify killings blacks somehow.
#16
I know I shouldn't, but I treat blacks
and whites the same Speed Wash cycle.
#17
I'm sick of all these jokes about mexicans and blacks...
Once you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal!
#18
"How many..." How many blacks do you need to start a riot?
Minus one.
#19
My Indian colleague asked me if black Friday is some how related to black
people, I said yes and its manners to wish them "Happy Blacks Friday".
#20
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1
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