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Blades Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of blades jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I was surprised Oscar Pistorius owned a gun in the first place.
I would have thought he preferred blades.
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#2
TWITTER REHAB IS GOING GOOD YOU GUYS I GOT A NEW FRIEND HE HAS SPECIAL
SUGAR AND IT'S AWESOME AND MY YARD HAS 3,957,268 BLADES OF GRASS!!!!
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#3
Cop cars aren't very intimidating.
Add a crazy plow covered in blood, an anarchy symbol and spinning saw blades and I'll stop in a heartbeat
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#4
Say "raise up lights" out loud.
You just said "razor blades" with an Australian accent.
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#5
Did you hear that they are building massive oscillating blades in New York?
I wasn't a big fan of the idea
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#6
Whoever has my voodoo doll out there ...
please scratch between my shoulder blades.
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#7
Emos have the hairiest pussies Because you know
they don't use those razor blades to shave
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#8
"Dear Gillette, 5 blades on the Fusion
is enough, chill out." -Seal
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#9
ahhh.
this weather takes me back to the glory days of stealing dad's lawnmower & joyriding all day until the squirrels made the blades stop.
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#10
Put glitter on top of all your friends ceiling fans blades.
Wait til spring Enjoy
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#11
Say "Rise up lights" in your normal speaking voice.
. . You just said "Razor blades" with an Australian accent.
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#12
For Halloween I'm giving out razor blades with candy in them.
These kids'll be shaving away and then BAM - nougat everywhere.
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#13
i wish i could grow a burrito in my backyard.
what if blades of grass were mini burritos. i could make a bed out of mini burritos.
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#14
If you successfully toss a quarter 5 times through the moving
blades of a ceiling fan, you are talented and stoned.
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#15
Better than a Justin Bieber concert: 1.
Being deaf. 2. A rattlesnake bite. 3. Chewing razor blades. 4. Licking a public toilet seat.
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#16
Guys, if your lady tells you she needs windshield
wiper blades, SHE DOES NOT MEAN FOR CHRISTMAS!
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#17
I'm hoping someone puts razor blades in my daughter's Halloween candy
this year because those things are ridiculously expensive.
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#18
October 31st, 2187: Sugar is now illegal.
Parents search their kid's Halloween bags to make sure the razor blades don't have candy in them.
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#19
Say "Rise Up Lights" out loud You just said
"Razor Blades" in an Australian accent
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#20
Shoulder blades sound way more
awesome than they are.
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