What Are Blows Jokes?
Blows Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of blows jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
Perfect example of good & Bad luck Wind blows a girls skirts high
(Good luck) At the same time dust falls into the boys eyes (Bad luck)
#2
The pirate mechanic repaired my sex-bot.
Thar, she blows.
#3
*Opens a window and the wind blows 84 hamburger wrappers from my desk.* "Oh no!
My research!!"
#4
"Bob's here" Bob from work or Bob THE HARBINGER OF DEATH *an icy wind blows
as black clouds consume the sky* "Bob from work" *clouds recede*
#5
I love playing "Army men" with my Girlfriend I just
lay on the ground an she blows the hell outta me
#6
Why does corn in Illinois lean east?
Because Indiana sucks and Iowa blows.
#7
Why is Oklahoma so windy?
Because Texas sucks and Kansas blows!
#8
Overheard a teenager watching Armageddon for the 1st time (after Bruce
Willis blows up): "lol at least the hot one lived (Ben Affleck)."
#9
Watson was incredibly horny....
Watson was incredibly horny and had a fetish for intelligence. So he tells Sherlock this joke and "blows" his mind.
#10
A pirate walks into a brothel and says...
"ARG! THERE SHE BLOWS!" Edit: Wow 8 views. thanks guys :D
#11
Blows you, kisses See proper
punctuation is important
#12
What did the pirate say when he saw a woman giving head?
There she blows!!!
#13
[1st day at work] BOSS: Erm..we..have No Smoking rules here ME: That's
great Alan [blows out smoke] most places have loads of smoking rules
#14
Did you hear about the two gay guys that got into a fight at the bar?
They went out to the parking lot to exchange blows.
#15
BLONDES BLOW IT Q: What's it called when a blonde blows in another blonde's ear?
A: Data transfer.
#16
The wedding card selection at this store blows.
Lots of "Congrats" and "Best wishes" but no "I still question your sexuality" anywhere.
#17
What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings ?
A fish tank !
#18
Why is it so windy in Texas?
because New Mexico blows and Oklahoma sucks
#19
*blows bubbles in your face to distract
you as I take all of your tater tots*
#20
2016 is like a crisp autumn wind on a clear day in Venice It blows.
(Get well soon Carrie)
Why People Enjoy Blows Jokes
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Another reason people love blows jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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