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Boats Jokes

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Boats Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of boats jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Where do sick boats go?
The dock!
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#2
God: U have to build an ark to save the animals from a tsunami Noah: But
you're god, can't you just stop the tsunami God: *loves boats* No
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#3
TIL: After Pearl Harbor, US warships fired upon friendly u boats heading back to port.
Whoops, wrong sub.
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#4
If Cadillacs are Jew-canoes, what are BMW M6's?
Jew-boats.
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#5
Why does the new new French navy have glass bottomed boats?
So they can see the old French navy.
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#6
What kind of boats do smart people ride on?
Scholar ships!
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#7
Olympic Results for Sailing are out: The British have taken the Gold medal.
The French have taken the Silver medal. The Somalians have taken the boats.
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#8
What kind of ships can't go in salt water?
Snail-boats
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#9
The thing about boats...
If we don't bow, everyone gets stern.
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#10
Women are like boats I'd rather pay for the occasional
ride than go through the hassle of having my own.
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#11
Tug boats hate when their mom comes
in their room without knocking.
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#12
What do boats and fourier transforms have in common?
Both sinc when rect.
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#13
[Desert island] Me: JANE!
Jane: What? M: It's a boat! J: HEEEEEEEEELP! Me writing: Day 286, Jane is still scared of boats
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#14
Boats don't sleep.
They wake.
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#15
How are one out of three American Boats born?
By Sea-Section.
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#16
There are two boats (tankers) about to collide at sea.
One is filled with purple paint, the other with red paint. They collide... All the survivors were marooned.
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#17
Why are boats named after and referred to as women like "Ain't she magnificent"
Because they're both things you can get in and still complain
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#18
Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?
So they can see the old Polish Navy!
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#19
Where do sick boats go?
........to the dock!! HAHHAHHAHAHHA
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#20
Why do scuba divers fall backwards of boats If
they fell forwards they would be on the boat
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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and boats jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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Most boats jokes in our collection are suitable for general audiences. We clearly label any content meant for adults, so you can browse with confidence.
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