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Bones Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bones jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
My friend gave me his number and told me to hit him up.
Now he's got two broken bones and a restraining order...
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#2
Q: What did the emu say to the nurse?
A: Mend her bones or walk the plank
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#3
i dont see why i should have to brush my teeth.
you dont brush the rest of your bones, do you? its ridiculous.
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#4
Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?
He wanted to buy stock options.
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#5
A kick in the balls is above 9000 del (units) of pain which is similar
to giving birth to 160 kids and breaking up to 3200 bones at a time.
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#6
The average human body contains enough human
bones to make up an entire human skeleton.
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#7
What does a skeleton use to carry his bones?
A CART-ilage
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#8
Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub.
One says to the other "Pass the soap." The other says. "Ice cream doesn't have bones."
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#9
If you're paddling a canoe up a river and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit in a doghouse?
None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.
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#10
I like girls with curves, if I wanted to see
bones, I would go to the damn museum.
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#11
My friend broke one of his bones in a funny accident.
It was humerus.
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#12
Why do dogs bury bones in the ground ?
Because you can't bury them in trees !
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#13
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but
I will kick you repeatedly in the balls.
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#14
How does a skeleton solve a problem?
With the bare-bones approach.
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#15
Don't break anybody's heart, they have only one.
Break their bones, they have 206.
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#16
What is a dog's favourite Easter treat?
Jelly bones!
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#17
I'm always two drinks away from digging up
my backyard to look for dinosaur bones
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#18
Sticks and stones may break your bones.
Also good: lead pipes.
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#19
What do giants and strippers have in common?
They both grind on bones to make their bread.
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#20
What did the scientists say when they found bones on the moon?
the cow didn't make it.
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