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What Are Bono Jokes?

Bono Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bono jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?
All his work was pro bono.
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#2
Caught my dog chewing on my law books this morning.
Now he is Pro Bono.
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#3
Bono heated and cooled his vodka over and over, filtering it to try and get the perfect taste...
But distill hasn't found what he's looking for.
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#4
Bono and the Edge walk into a bar.
Bartender says, "Ugh, U2 again?"
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#5
Bono and a Lightbulb How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.
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#6
What's my favourite kind of trans-fat?
Chaz Bono
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#7
One of my fantasies is meeting Bono from
U2 and saying "I'm a huge fan, Bobo."
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#8
Did you hear about the lawyer for U2?
He was Pro-Bono
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#9
I was going to sue U2 for stealing one of my songs
But I found out my lawyer was pro-bono.
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#10
After a concert Bono started clapping and then said "Every time I clap, a child dies in Africa" .
. . Someone from the audience chimed "Stop fucking clapping then"
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#11
Bono switched from Google to Bing But he
still hasn't found what he's looking for
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#12
Who would win a football game between the 1989 Raiders and a team full of U2 lead singers?
Bonos.
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#13
What's the difference between Bono and God?
God doesn't go around thinking he's Bono.
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#14
What's the difference between Bono and God?
God doesn't walk around Dublin pretending he's Bono
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#15
I don't get how Bono is such a great philanthropist...
I mean, isn't it a little selfish of him to do everything "pro bono"?
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#16
Why does Bono sing acapella when he's feeling down?
It takes the edge off it
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#17
What's the difference between God and Bono?
God doesn't walk around thinking he's Bono.
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#18
What do you call Bono's stupid brother?
Duno...
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#19
"Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury...
Cher would be nothing without the great Sonny." - Pro Bono Lawyer
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#20
Why does Bono always wear those glasses?
Because he still hasn't found what he's looking for.
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