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#1
Why did Sally fall of the swingset?
She had no arms. BONUS JOKE: Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.
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#2
CHRISTMAS BONUS Boss: Who said that just because I tried to kiss you at last month's Christmas party, you could neglect to do your work around here?
Secretary: My lawyer.
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#3
Real Money Once a Boss said to his subordinate: "You have always wanted a bonus so I will give
you $1,000,000i^2." The Subordinate: "Sir I can this amount only on the Argand Plane."
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#4
WANTED: Call center workers with very weak english, poor communication skills and short temper needed for major bank.
Bonus paid for low IQ.
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#5
There was no bonus fry at the bottom of the bag.
But the story has a happy ending. I found it later in my sports bra.
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#6
Yo mamma's ghost is so fat...
...even the priest couldn't exorcise her! https://twitter.com/YoMommasGhost BONUS: Yo mamma's ghost is so dumb, she thought a deadlift was a haunted elevator.
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#7
I recently got a device that can remotely slow down any car And
as an added bonus it shows me what speed they're going at too!
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#8
That time of year again.
Time to impregnate some chick at the office Christmas party and use my bonus to pay for the abortion. Pff holidays.
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#9
What do you get if you run in front of a car?
A: Tired Bonus Follow-up Joke! Q: What do you get when you run behind a car? A: Exhausted
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#10
What's the difference between a penis and a bonus?
Your wife will always blow your bonus!
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#11
Best Porn movie title ever Q:What do you call a Czechoslovakian gay porn movie?
A:Czech is in the male. yeah..... As a bonus: This is actually a real movie. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1091755/
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#12
What do you call a woman without a clitoris?
Doesn't matter. She's not coming. Bonus: Check out the anti joke version on /r/antijokes.
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#13
The Cash Cab just picked up a pimp.
Shockingly he got the first question wrong but got the video bonus. Pimpin' IS easy!
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#14
I watched the bonus features on a porn movie today.
It just showed a woman crying in the shower, washing all the cum out of her hair.
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#15
What do you call a group of armpit farters?
A pit orchestra. Bonus: [World Record for Armpit Farts in 15s](https://recordsetter.com/world-record/most-armpit-farts-15-seconds/9602)
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#16
What do you call a married knot?
Monotonous. Bonus answer from my wife: a noose.
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#17
- Michelle, we must break up...
- Oh, I'll kill myself! - That's a nice bonus. Thank you!
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#18
I was dating a midget but it didn't work out.
My parents and friends looked down on her. Bonus: It was a short relationship.
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#19
Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes...
That way you're a mile away from them, and as a bonus you have their shoes.
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#20
Allstate just sent me a safe driver bonus check for 73
cents so I guess good things do happen to good people.
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