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#1
Border collies are not very inbred...
You know what dogs *are* inbred? Hotdogs.
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#2
I'm a good driver until there is a cop behind me Then
I become a paranoid weed transporter from the border
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#3
If we keep building giant walls at the border to Mexico it's only a
matter of time before natural selection gives us giant Mexicans.
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#4
You can joke about anything you want, just
not Mexicans That's crossing the border
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#5
i was gonna make a mexican joke but i decided i'm
not gonna cross that border u feel me #Respect
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#6
What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?
Dog turds without borders
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#7
Why can't mexicans pass the border in groups of three?
Because there's a sign that says No Tres-passing
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#8
Mexico is starting to build a wall They're worried about
the Americans crossing the border when Trump is elected.
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#9
We shouldn't be donating money to 'Doctors without
Borders' We should donate borders instead
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#10
I like my coffee like I like my women..
Thrown into a burlap sack and transported across the border.
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#11
Did you hear about the man running a marathon on the afghanistan border?
He actually went 3 miles further... I guess Iran* a little too far *I'm pronouncing it "e-ran"
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#12
Why did the spy cross the border?
Because he never really was on your side.
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#13
I've been smuggling transvestites across the Mexican border.
It's not easy being a drag mule.
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#14
What's the first place Dora explored?
The mexican border.
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#15
How did the Mexicans get across the border?
They went through Juan by Juan. ^Forgive ^me.
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#16
wander ten miles over the German border, shoot everybody
in sight and then claim you were never over the line
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#17
Why do mexicans only cross the border in pairs?
Because the sign reads no "tres"passing.
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#18
Mexicans jump the border alone or in pairs...
Because there's no trespassing allowed.
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#19
Remember when Taco Bell's slogan was "run for the border"?
Doesn't that seem really racist now... that would be like KFC's slogan being "go back to Africa"
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#20
If Trump wins the presidency, you know who's gonna be the most excited about buildin' a Southern border fence?
Canada.
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