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Borg Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of borg jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
I am Dyslexia of Borg Your
ass will be laminated.
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#2
What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?
Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.
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#3
Knock Knock Who's there !
Borg ! Borg who ? Borg standard !
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#4
What do you call a robot doing the Gangnam Style dance?
A Psy-borg.
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#5
Why don't the Borg procreate naturally?
Because they prefer artificial assimilation.
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#6
Star Trek jokes thread.
I'll start: Q: How many Borgs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None. You will be assimilated.
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#7
What did the borg say to the medieval peasant?
Resistance if feudal
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#8
What did the Borg's existential brother say (Star Trek)?
Existence is futile.
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#9
Two Borg walk into a holodeck.
.. They wanted a simulation of all mankind.
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#10
How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?
All of them.
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#11
What would you get if you cross breed a Borg with a Ferengi?
A scientologist.
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#12
How many Borg does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!
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#13
Motstand ar meningslost.
-Bjorn Borg
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