What Are Bosses Jokes?
Bosses Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bosses jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have 'lady problems' then start crying.
It works even better for guys.
#2
Bosses get a lot less demanding
when you bring a sword to work
#3
[Bank] COP: [through megaphone] LET ONE OF THE HOSTAGES GO ROBBER: Okay, who wants out?
ME: [spinning on bosses chair] I'm comfortable.
#4
*Looks around nervously* The steam from my pasta is ungluing my
chest hair toupee and the other mafia bosses are taking notice.
#5
Mob bosses are donating a percentage of every gram of speed smuggled & sold to Thailand.
They're calling it the "Ice Phuket Challenge".
#6
Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces.
#7
Whenever I'm feeling low, I grab a pen..
and I write something joyful and happy to lift my spirits. Today I'm writing my bosses obituary.
#8
It's fun to smudge your lipstick and ruffle your hair before you come
out of your bosses office, then give your work colleagues a wink.
#9
Me: *shakes bosses hand* Sorry I'm late to the meeting boss.
Boss: No problem, restroom? Me: Yes, and we're out of TP and hand soap again.
#10
I always do my best work stoned.
You can ask any of my ex-bosses.
#11
On Mondays I like to reply to all my
bosses emails with 'unsubscribe'
#12
Heard rumors that a coworker slept her way to a promotion.
Damn, if the bosses only saw how much I sleep at my desk I'd own this place.
#13
1 in 5 bosses will let you leave work early if you claim to have lady problems' then start crying.
It works even better for guys.
#14
'My train was late' should be enough excuse to take the day off.
Bosses please note.
#15
I walked into my bosses office and yelled, "Three to five cellular layers of skin." "What?" he laughed.
"I'm just saying what's on everyone's lips."
#16
Bosses are like diapers...
Always on your ass and normally full of shit
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