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Bp Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bp jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Don't you just hate it when you BP red wine on a white tablecloth?
[New verb. Make it so.]
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#2
I just ordered a cup of coffee from a BP gas station.
The attendant spilled it. Why am I not surprised?
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#3
Thousands of people are attacked by sea creatures every year.
We at BP are dedicated to bringing that number down. You're welcome!
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#4
Where do bees go to the bathroom at?
at the [BP Station](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/b8/Bp_station_zanesville_ohio.jpg) *Sorry, I know...its a Dad joke.*
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#5
Just saw a touching BP commercial where BP congratulates BP for doing some
of what BP was legally required to do after it wrecked the earth.
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#6
Border patrol: Why do you have 100s of DVDs of Top Gun stuffed into
your seat cushions Me: *sweating* BP: They aren't even illegal
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#7
Let's all meet at BP headquarters
and pee in their lobby.
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#8
Where do bee's go to the bathroom?
At the BP station.
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#9
I hear they finally plugged Bristol Palin.
Oh, the other BP. Ok, I'll shut up now.
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#10
According to a new report from BP, the earth will run out of oil in 53 years.
Luckily, thanks to BP, the ocean will still have plenty...
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#11
is thinking that with their track record, buying condoms
at a BP station is just taking too big a risk!
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#12
What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?
A Pedro leak.
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#13
I am so glad that BP is easier
to spell then Eyjafjallajokull
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#14
[start of interview] Me: hi sir nice to meet you *i go to shake is hand
but spill his coffee everywhere* Interviewer: ...welcome to BP
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#15
Where do bees go to the bathroom?
The BP station.
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#16
According to this white t-shirt,
I'm the BP of red wine.
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#17
Where do Bees use the bathroom?
At the BP station. (thanks grandma)
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#18
When BP says, "We have the spill under control"
is the new "I promise not to come inside you."
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