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Breed Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of breed jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
What do you get when you breed an elephant with a rhino?
A visit from the university board of ethics.
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#2
I know a lesbian couple who used to breed fighting roosters they
were the only lesbian couple in the world who raised cocks
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#3
what happens if you cross breed spiderman and Catwoman?
I don't know..can you guys tell me?
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#4
What do you get when you breed a Shih Tzu with a Poodle?
A shit poo
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#5
FAKE BREEDS I'VE TOLD PEOPLE MY DOG IS AT THE DOG PARK: Venetian Dabney,
Brown Feta, Waxbeard, Oxnard Pike, Blue Hustler, High Presbyterian
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#6
In a dog eat dog world, the chocolate lab is the
most delicious, yet poisonous of all breeds.
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#7
What do you call Dementors that breed?
Sementors.
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#8
What's a vampire bat's favorite fruit?
A Nectarine! What's a vampire bat's favorite dog breed? The blood hound!
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#9
What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.
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#10
Yo mama is so fat, white and horny That when she bent over in Africa,
wildlife conservation tried to breed her with a rhino.
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#11
I respected tiger sharks a lot more after I realized how many hurdles
tigers and sharks had to overcome to breed with each other.
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#12
How many pandas does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Technically, just two, but it is really hard to get them to breed in captivity.
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#13
What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a
cow I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.
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#14
Which religion breeds terrorism the most?
Not Islam
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#15
What do you get if you breed a hedgehog and a grass snake?
*Interbreed. A meter of barbed wire. It's funnier in Russian
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#16
what do you get when you cross breed humans and goats...
baaa..bies
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#17
the most dangerous dog breed
is probably the Crime Lab
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#18
Did you hear what they called the new dog breed from Israel?
The Penny Pinscher
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#19
What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?
I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it
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#20
My favourite breed of dog?
Good question, thanks for asking. Either a corndog or a hotdog.
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Breed Jokes are loved because they are easy to remember, fun to share, and work well in almost any social setting.

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Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and breed jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.

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