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Broccoli Jokes

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What Are Broccoli Jokes?

Broccoli Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of broccoli jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
Anal sex is a lot like broccoli
makes you fart
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#2
My daughter can be so cruel...
Her: Hey dad, what is the difference between broccoli and boogers? Me: I don't know, what? Her (pointing at me): YOU, don't eat your broccoli!
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#3
What did the passenger broccoli say to the driver broccoli?
Floret!
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#4
Therapist: You need to focus on setting healthy boundaries.
Me: *goes home* *puts broccoli around perimeter of donut box* *eats 12 donuts*
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#5
Anal sex is a lot like broccoli If you're forced to have it as
a child, you're probably not going to enjoy it as an adult.
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#6
What do you get when you mix a broccoli and a melon?
The saddest vegetable known to man: a melonccoli.
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#7
Listen guys, if a 5yo comes up to you and asks if it's true that zombies
won't eat kids who eat their broccoli, BACK ME UP, DAMN IT.
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#8
What are Kierkegaard's two favourite fruits?
Melon and Broccoli!
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#9
Shout out to vegetarians for never having ant problems.
All ant scouts find is broccoli crumbs and despair, and who wants to feed on that.
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#10
What's the difference between broccoli and cat poop?
My dog won't eat broccoli.
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#11
What's the difference between broccoli and a booger ?
little kids won't eat broccoli .
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#12
Chinese couple climbs into bed She says, "so what should we do tonight?" He says, "how about 69?" She says, "beef and broccoli?
At this hour?"
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#13
I asked my doctor how bad my breath is.
"You see that broccoli over there?" he pointed. "Yes..." I replied. "That was a cauliflower before you started talking."
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#14
Cauliflower is just
ghost broccoli.
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#15
Asking me for advice is like asking
broccoli to fix your bicycle.
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#16
[Nsfw]What is in common between broccoli and anal?
Both feel bad as adult, if you're forced as a child
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#17
What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?
My son won't eat broccoli.
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#18
Who did E.coli call after it lost a fight in school?
Broccoli
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#19
Nice try "Enjoy By" date on
bag of broccoli, nice try.
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#20
Anal sex is a lot like broccoli.
If you don't like it at home, you're really gonna hate it in the school cafeteria.
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