What Are Brussels Jokes?
Brussels Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of brussels jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
What do Brussels sprouts and pubic have in common?
You push them to the side and keep eating
#2
Brussels: 3 year old kidnapped
Slept for two hours
#3
What is the difference between boogers and Brussels sprouts?
Little kids will eat boogers.
#4
Life is not like a box of chocolates.
It's more like not being allowed to leave the table until you finish your brussels sprouts.
#5
Did you hear about Brussels?
Looks like we'll be short on sprouts this year...
#6
Saudi TV Mistake Saudi Arabia TV reported the Brussels attack 15 minutes earlier than it actually happened.
Saudi TV sincerely apologizes for this innocent mistake.
#7
After years of cooking, I've found that the best way to prepare
brussels sprouts is to throw them away and order pizza.
#8
"Batman, we need your help in Brussels immediately." "Worry not,
Commissioner, I've already changed my Facebook profile picture."
#9
You know how Brussels sprouts and anal sex are kinda the same??
If you're forced to have it as a kid, you probably won't like it as an adult
#10
3 Muslims walk into an airport and a metro station in Brussels, what happens?
216 virgins.
#11
why do people keep putting flag overlays on their avatar when tragedies happen?
like i've seen it happen with france, brussels, gay marriage
#12
As I get older my tastes are changing, for instance I used
to not like brussels sprouts but now I don't like people.
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