What Are Bu Jokes?
Bu Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bu jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I farted on the bus today and four people turned
around I felt like I was on The Voice
#2
My friend said I didn't understand irony...
Which is ironic because we were standing in a bus stop at the time.
#3
Hahaha this stupid baby on the bus
thinks they can cry louder than me
#4
How do you think bus driver interviews go?
Applicant: Sorry I'm late! Interviewer: You're hired!
#5
Kissing a sleeping woman in an animated Disney movie, romantic.....but
do it on a bus and the judge doesn't agree.
#6
[to hot girl at bus stop as bus approaches] "I could
easily afford to get on that if I wanted to."
#7
[Deathbed Confession] I wish I'd listened to my girlfriend more often.
Especially as I crossed the road after she yelled BUS.
#8
What bus crossed the Atlantic Ocean?
Columbus
#9
What's the difference between a crab with a boob job and a dirty bus station?
One's a busty crustacean and the other's a crusty bus station.
#10
What's yellow and can't swim
A bus full of children
#11
Bum at the bus stop, lady walks up with dress up her crack, bum discretely
pulls it out, lady slaps him, [hand gesture pushing it back into crack]
#12
I was drinking at the bar, so I took a bus home.
That may not be a big deal to you, but I've never driven a bus before!
#13
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a voluptuous lobster?
One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean. :D edit: funnier when said aloud
#14
My friend started jogging so he'd live longer.
He got hit by a bus and died the next day.
#15
Me *about to get hit by a bus* OH
SHIT I'M NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER
#16
A woman stopped me in the street and asked me to show her how to get to the hospital.
So I pushed her under a bus.
#17
Some coworkers remind me of my ex, because I would jump in
front of a bus to get out of a conversation with them too.
#18
"I take pride in my job.
I transport the worlds most precious cargo" -oh, u drive a school bus? "LMAO Hell no! I'm a drug smuggler u nerd"
#19
Remove all the poles if you don't want me stripping, Mr.
Bus Driver.
#20
Me: *Buys nutribullet* will this baby take down a vegan?
Cashier: No, it's not an actual bu... Me: *loads nutrigun* Cashier: What the heck?
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