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Bum Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bum jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
The three things you should never say at a gay bar Fuck that shit!
Can I bum a fag? Can I push your stool in?
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#2
What's the difference between a
bum and a crust punk Patches ;D
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#3
If I played video games for 8 hours, I'd be called a loser bum But if I watched TV for
8 hours straight, people would just think I didn't have anything to do that day
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#4
The Doctor stuck a finger in my bum...
For a prostate exam. He said "All's fine." I said "Stick another finger in there, please." He asked "why?" I said "I want a second opinion."
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#5
I don't know.
"Hairy ass" makes me sound kinda edgy but "fuzzy bum" is more family friendly. It's a tough call. Resumes are tricky.
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#6
How do you identify a baboon?
Easy, they stick out like a sore bum!
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#7
What do you call Tums in suppository form?
Bums
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#8
What did one bum cheek say to the other?
After all that shit we're still together.
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#9
Man who go to bed with itchy bum Wake up with smelly finger.
Is fact.
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#10
A man was admitted to the ER with 6 small plastic horses up his bum...
...doctors described his condition as "stable".
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#11
3 Elephants jump out of a plane, the first two hit land and the last one hits water.
What sound did they make? Bum-bum tssh!
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#12
What doesn't buzz and doesn't fit in your bum.
Soviet made bum buzzer.
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#13
trolls have found a terrible new way to antagonize me.
it is called "retweeting" and it works by exposing my posts to scammers & crumb bums.
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#14
What did the left bum check say to the right bum check?
He said "If we stick together, we can stop this shit."
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#15
It's a shame there are no gay hobos Cause if there
were they'd be fucking bums Jimmy Carr's joke, JS
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#16
Find out if the NSA is listening to your call by singing SWEET CAROLINE
and if more than one voice responds with bum bum bum THEN YOU KNOW
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#17
A man goes into the hospital with 6 plastic horses up his bum...
The doctors described his condition as stable.
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#18
Does Kim Kardashian ask Kanye West - Does my bum look big enough in this?
I'd like to think so...
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#19
Reddit, here's a tasteless joke I recently heard from a bum who goes by the name, "Joke Man" What do you call two gay guys named Bob?
Oral Roberts!
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#20
Why do doctors slap babies bums when then are born?
Because the balls fall off of the stupid ones.
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