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What Are Bump Jokes?

Bump Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bump jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
*Takes our kid away so my wife can have a break*
*Takes kid to pub* *Bumps into wife at pub*
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#2
*bumps into cute girl while typing on calculator* oops!
got a bit carried away inventorying my lizards *makes sure she sees the 99999999999*
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#3
[out in public] Me: A kid is crying.
Wife: It's not one of ours. [we fist bump]
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#4
I have a fear of speed Bumps
I'm slowly getting over it.
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#5
Q: Why do ghouls wear glasses?
A: So they don't bump into other ghouls.
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#6
when someone bumps into you, immediately
say (loudly) "oh no my hot bod!"
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#7
Why do they call them "country bumpkins"?
Because in the country, you bump your kin!
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#8
Did you know you can tell what kind of area you're driving in by the bumps in the road?
A few big bumps means you should probably slow down. Lots of little bumps means you're in a school zone.
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#9
That awkward moment when you lean in to hug someone
sexy and bump your head on the mirror.
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#10
Michael Cera and Jesse Eisenberg bump into each other, say sorry awkwardly,
then try to sidestep each other but keep stepping the same way.
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#11
Goose bumps are God's way of letting you
know a devil ginger baby was just born.
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#12
[boss finds pics of me snowboarding] "You missed work bc you said you
were sick...& judging from these pics, YOU WERENT LYING" *fist bump*
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#13
Squirrels nature's
speed bumps.
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#14
Out of all the things that go bump in the night...
your parent's bed is definitely the scariest
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#15
What is the purpose of the bumps around a womens nipple?
It's braille for blind babies... -=Women=- It spells out ...."Suck here" -=Men=- " I am the daddy "
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#16
You've got penis [Cast: a man and a woman.] Woman/man: [bump into each other.] Woman: You've got penis in my vagina.
Man: You've got vagina in my penis woman/man: [moan]
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#17
FUN PRANK: Bump into Kanye in public, pretend you don't recognize him,
and say "EXCUSE ME ORDINARY CITIZEN" Then watch how mad he gets.
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#18
What did the regular hotel room say to the fancy hotel room Oh suite!
This was made up by my 11 year old son, I thought it was fist bump worthy.
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#19
*bumps into an acquaintance in a world where there's
no such thing as weather* Uhhhhhhhhhhh
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#20
Alcoholics don't run in my family...
...they mostly stumble around and bump into things.
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