What Are Bumps Jokes?
Bumps Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of bumps jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
I used to have a fear for speed bumps...
But I'm slowly getting over it. Edit: Why is this flaired as dirty?
#2
Q: What are the small bumps around a woman s nipples for?
A: It's Braille for 'Suck here.'
#3
I have a fear of speed bumps...
But I'm slowly getting over it.
#4
Nice try speed bumps,
it's a rental.
#5
What are the bumps around a girls nipples?
Braille for SUCK ME.
#6
PSA: If your kid bumps into me one more time with your shopping
cart I will unhinge my jaw and swallow him whole.
#7
Those little bumps around your nipples?
That's braille for "suck me."
#8
What are those small bumps around women's nipples?
It's Braille for "Suck Here"
#9
I use to be terrified of speed bumps...
But I slowly got over it.
#10
What do you get when you run over geese?
Goose bumps
#11
What sounds like a robot and bumps into tables?
Stephen Hawking.
#12
Man bumps into my shoulder "You're
lucky this isn't the Internet pal"
#13
I have a fear of speed bumps...
But im slowly gettin over it.
#14
I used to have a fear of speed bumps
But I'm slowly getting over it
#15
I have a really bad phobia of speed bumps...
But I'm slowly getting over it
#16
A fish swimming upriver and bumps his head.
"Dam" he says.
#17
What is the purpose of the bumps around a womens nipple?
It's braille for blind babies... -=Women=- It spells out ...."Suck here" -=Men=- " I am the daddy "
#18
*Takes our kid away so my wife can have a break*
*Takes kid to pub* *Bumps into wife at pub*
#19
What does a barcode say if he bumps into another barcode?
SKU me
#20
when someone bumps into you, immediately
say (loudly) "oh no my hot bod!"
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