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Burn Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of burn jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.

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#1
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool *badum pssssh*
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#2
How do to an indian burn My
curry is better than yours.
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#3
The Joker is in a room with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump, and has a gun with one bullet, who does he shoot?
Neither. Some men just want to watch the world burn.
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#4
People are like books.
You can't judge them by appearance alone and it's not cool to burn a big pile of them.
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#5
Iron Man Iron Man Does whatever an iron can Makes stuff hot Makes stuff flat Burns your hand Burns the cat Burns the house down .
. Shit!
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#6
Being sick and tired of all the excess fat, one day I decided to burn it off.
And then I started running... ..from the police for setting my wife on fire.
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#7
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate his soup before it was cool
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#8
Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He drank his coffee before it was cool. All credit goes to the apples and apples folks.
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#9
Decided to burn a lot of calories
today So I lit a fat kid on fire.
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#10
What did one candle say to the other?
"Don't birthdays burn you up?"
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#11
Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?
Because he was drinking it before it was cool
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#12
I'm sick of these people turning up at my door, telling me they're my saviours and if I don't listen I'll burn.
Fucking firemen.
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#13
Me: Siri, how hot does fire need to be to burn a body.
Siri: Kris, we go over this once a week. Make a note.
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#14
Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He drank the coffee before it was cool
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#15
Don't you just hate those guys who show up at your door and tell you that you need to be saved or you'll burn?
Fucking firemen.
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#16
Why did ISIS burn 10000 copies of "Dark Side Of The Moon"?
Because it's a terrible album.
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#17
Why did the hipster burn his mouth on the pizza?
He ate it before it was cool.
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#18
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He took a sip of his coffee before it was cool.
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#19
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Because he drank coffee before it was cool
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#20
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
he drank his coffee before it was cool
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