What Are Burst Jokes?
Burst Jokes are a fun way to bring laughter to any moment. Whether you need something to share with friends, break the ice at a gathering, or simply enjoy a good laugh, our collection of burst jokes is here for you. Browse through the jokes below and find the ones that make you smile.
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#1
A girl has taking home a very handsome guy...
... to spend the night. When he unzips she bursts out: - "Oh! I've never been with a circumcised guy before" - "I'm not. This is just wear n' tear"
#2
*bursts into English convention* GRAB ALL THE STUFF YOU CAME WITH THE BUILDING'S ON FIRE *crickets* Christ.
THE STUFF WITH WHICH YOU CAME
#3
Post natal depression is a serious condition.
I'm 38 years old and my mum still bursts into tears every time she sees me.
#4
What's blue and orange & sits at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
#5
*bursts into bank EVERYONE DOWN ON THE GROUND *everyone lies down EVERYONE
CLOSE THEIR EYES *everyone closes their eyes EVERYONE NAP
#6
*Bursts into bank* Robber: THIS IS A ROBBERY.
HANDS UP. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Bank clerk: No that's clearly a shotgun 2nd robber: OOOH SNAP!
#7
when the lady in the elevator burst into tears I did the only thing a man could do in the situation.
I fell to the floor and played dead.
#8
Teacher to Student Why are you looking at the monkey outside the window when I am here.
What sentence seemingly appropriate makes you burst into laughter?
#9
"I'm the world champion of hearing," I lied to the girl at the bar.
20 minutes later the real world champion burst in and hit me in the jaw
#10
Dollar store light bulbs aren't only inexpensive.
They save you money on your heating bill when they burst into flames.
#11
*bursts out of stable on a chihuahua* "Wait, if you're here then that
means" *cut to a horse peeking it's head out of Paris Hiltons purse*
#12
What does a virgin woman and a shotgun have In common?
One cock and they're ready to burst. EDIT: grammar, thanks /u/J7T12
#13
I felt like making a joke about the stock
market but I won't burst your bubble.
#14
Me: [bursts into wife's meeting] BABE, IT HAPPENED!
Wife: Dave, I'm at wo- Me: I paid for 6 [empties chicken nuggets on table] I got 7
#15
Why would you wrap masking tape around a 3 day old baby?
So it doesn't burst when you fuck it.
#16
dude you're gonna need to take me home tonight i can't drive like
this "bro this is hi-c orange lava burst" iim a lightweight ha ha
#17
*a tree branch bursts into a bank with a gun* "THIS IS A STICK UP" *everyone
laughs* "GUYS IM SERIOUS" *more laughter* "DAMN IT" *leaves*
#18
[Starbucks] ME: [bursts in] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT LARGE BARISTA: [shrugs]
ME: [sigh] THERE'S A GUNMAN AT VENTI B: *grande screaming noises*
#19
Me: "What's wrong?" Wife: "Nothing's wrong." [Sighs heavily.
Rolls eyes. Clenches jaw. Bursts into flame.] Me: "I think something's wrong."
#20
*bursts into starbucks* Me: DO YOU GUYS HAVE A POWER OUTLET Barista:
yeah over there Me: oh thank god *plugs in a mechanical bull*
Why People Enjoy Burst Jokes
Everyone enjoys a good laugh, and burst jokes deliver exactly that. They are easy to remember, fun to share, and work in almost any setting. Whether you are at a party, at work, or chatting online, a well-timed joke from this category always gets a great reaction.
Another reason people love burst jokes is their simplicity. You do not need a long setup or a complicated punchline. A short, clever joke is often all it takes to turn an ordinary moment into a memorable one. That is why these jokes remain a favorite for so many people.
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